Epic story exclusively in Tesco Kajang.

1st of all, some random stuff before I start my epic story.

Don't you think specs with thick frame suits me WAAAAYYYY better than the current ones that I'm having?? (Seriously, I need opinion ><) Got this lens-less spec from rabbit, just wanna have fun, haha

Yeaahh, they are selling Jolly SAHNDY, instead of Jolly Shandy. Saaaa-hnnn-dy~


Alright, to our main course!
There was this one uncle, at the age of about forties came along to our booth, so i started asking him if he's interested in our promotion today, rm88.88 per carton.
and he said, 100 cartons can ah?
I was like, 'are u kidding me?' bt i said, 'yeah sure, since tesco no limit oso..'
then bla bla bla, he wanted 120 cartons of tiger beer, 60 cartons of guiness stout.
And lemme remind you, beer IS NOT CHEAP, he bought other things in bulk as well, and for beer alone it cost him about rm18k, WA SAI, crazy laa!
so, here goes, we were using this bellboy style trolley [those trolley which those hotels use to load and unload ur luggage] to transport those beers that he wanted, and its about 60 cartons here. I must tell you its NOT LIGHT. lol

Above: Khor forced me to take this pic, lol.. [this is 2nd round of transporting, after the epic incident anyway]
 So, if u do notice, the wheel for this trolley is not customized like other normal trolleys, the wheels, are ROUND!! [lol?] those normal trolley wont budge even one bit if its on the escalator because their wheels have some kind of space to cling on the surface of the escalator, not for this case.

Pic : the left side of the pic is the type of escalator that we used earlier on.

So it goes like this.
Marks : B-brian, K-khor, U-uncle M- random malay promoter
*approaching the escalator*
B- eh.. slow slow ah.. a bit dangerous lehh..
K - ok ok..
The trolley went slow... because the starting of the escalator is of gradient zero..
And suddenly, the escalator inclined, the trolley gets VERY HEAVY SUDDENLY, started to accelerate down.
B - Argh..!! *Right hand holding the trolley, left hand gripping the belt of the escalator, right leg bent, left leg extended straight just like playing tug of war, still skidding downwards nevertheless*
K - Brian, tahan it!! Want to fall dyyy!!! [Right hand holding the belt of the escalator, left hand blocking the toppling beers, both legs busy juggling because its travelling down]
*Trolley skidded faster!!*
B- ahhh shit! my left leg cramp dy!! [I think i heard a slight chuckle from khor though, lol]
[Some random malay promoter came to the scene!]
*holds one of the corner of the trolley*
M- 'awak pegang sana!'
U - *Rushed up to the scene from ground floor, supporting khor at his side*
U- 'its ok one, no problem~'
waaaaaaaaaaaa... it was really an experience I never had, whole body sweating from the thrill of it! lol

Imagine the consequences of those beer toppling over! Crashing down on khor, messing up the place, hurting other customers, big loss that we can't compensate even with our salary..
Seriously I'm really thankful that nothing serious happened.. ha~
Anyway, I still need opinion on the thick frame spec! xD

Interesting conversation exclusively only in Tesco Kajang.

Marks :
K = Khor
B = Brian
W = wen ket woman

W :  *Pushing a trolley towards me, handing out a piece of cropped newspaper*
W: I want to have a Carlsberg 15, its Rm 49.99 right?
B : Oh sorry! It's already sold out *giving my apologetic smile*
W : What? how can you say its all sold out? Do you have the wordings 'while stock last' here? No, right? So, I want to have my Carlsberg 15'
B :But there are no more stocks available even for Tiger Beer 15', the crowd came and gobble up everything and before 2 o'clock, everything is sold out!
W: I still want my Rm 3.33 per can Carlsberg 15', NEVER SAY NO TO A CUSTOMER.
B: Er.. Alright, I've got a better suggestion for you, why don't you head to the customer service center to see whether if they can sort out something for you? Because we are just promoter, we are not responsible for the stocks and stuffs like that.
W: Aren't you the person in charge here? Why are you pushing me to someone else? Give me the check range.
[I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HECK IS CHECK RANGE]
B : Er.. Alright I will go to the customer service center to see what I can do to help you. *forced smile*

[After 10 mins]
W : So, do you have any solution for me now? Can I get my Carlsberg 15'?
B : Miss, I'm so sorry to tell you that we cant produce any Carlsberg 15' for you currently because the whole warehouse does not contain the stock.
W : Warehouse?? *In a freaking sinister slang*
B : I mean the whole gudang laaaa
W : So, how you want to provide a solution now?
B : I'm sorry but I can't really help you in this matter, if you feel dissatisfied with my service you can always lodge a report against me at the customer service center.
W: Do i get my Carlsberg 15' after I make the complain?
B : Er.. No?
W : Then what's the use of doing so? And why are you directing your customer into some futile attempt that brings no benefit for them?
B: But we can't really produce the carslberg 15' as you wish! *slightly frustrated now*, we are just promoter..!
K : Yea we are only responsible to replenish the stock, help customer to carry cartons of beers to their cart and check pricing, about the stocks and all we cant really do anything..
W : So low level only ah?
B : *Fire burning heart now, but still act cool* Yeah our job scope is just that small that's why I said you should head on to the customer service earlier on.
W: You are aware of the pricing of today's promotion right?
B: Yes i'm very clear of it.
W: Your company didn't train on how to handle a customer like me?
W :Alright you know what? I don't want to waste my time here anymore

There are some parts where I can't really remember so I just edit here and there, and this woman is SERIOUSLY bongkak! From her intonation and her gesture = ='' wa lao, fire attack heart lehh!!

DotA

Is an acronym for Defense of the Ancients. It is perhaps one the most famous games around Asian countries, from the hits of the log ins...

Anyway, I would like to talk about dotA PLAYER instead of the game itself.

-Generally.. Most of the dotA players can't TYPE good English.. As in, yea, seriously broken English
= =''
'This item buy, how o?'
'Waa he very geng lor, I killing him no die'


-Vulgarism is a must in the game, you are a freak if you don't curse in there.

-Racism is practiced widely and openly there, someone with some malay username will be having this consequence for 99% of the time.
'Kick him la, he malay babi la!'
So yeah, you got the point.

-If we do some slight mistakes causing mishap on your partner, well, you will most probably be cursed till your father's father's grandparent's ancestor's parent's......... generation

-Some dotA player are just plain dumb and full with seriously idiot speculations.
One of the most common accusation is maphack, which means we can spot another person where ever he is.. And this is seriously ANNOYING because they don't analyze and terus jump into conclusion.. swt

-Most of the players are so attached to dotA that they can abandon msn, sms, outings, trips, house chores, meals or even TOILETS! [well, this includes me to some extent. lol]

-Some players just LOVE to show off and brag to others about their skills in dotA, as if that's the only thing in his life that he is able to brag about. lol

But too bad, I'm just in it =l Pull me out from this quicksand!